(SMS - 04:30 PM)
Need milk.

(SMS - 04:39 PM)
You're out. I'm at home making diner. Be a good wife, go buy some milk.

(SMS - 04:42 PM)
Be a good wife ? Seriously Argent ?!

(SMS - 04:44 PM)
I think you'll have to do without milk then because i think i've just forgotten how to be 'a good wife'.

(SMS - 04:49 PM)
I will regret all my life this romantic proposal I didn't had to do. You're hell, Sera Argent. And I hate you. Now I'm gonna go eat all of your cupcakes. Ciao.

(SMS - 04:53 PM)
So bad, that was the one time I actually liked you, a lot. Lay just one finger on my cupcakes and i'll castrate you. Actually, call Sera Argent again and I'll do it, I fucking love my last name man don't take it away from me.

(SMS - 04:55 PM)
Damn it, I ruined all my chances of ever being loved. I'm gonna do nightmares about it. When I got married with you, you took my pride away. Give it back to me, and I change your name on my phone. (Yes, it is Sera Argent). And you're my wife after all. Forever and always, you will cherish me. Can't quite forget it baby, you and I it's for life.

(SMS - 04:58 PM)
I think you lack self preservation. I almost feel bad for you if you didn't used my name and your name together. I'll forever be a Coveerd, married or not. Oh and yeah, for life, so be careful, Argent.

(SMS - 05:10 PM)
You actually know, divorce exist, right? If you don't please me enough, I can go see your parents and tell them how a bad wife you are. I mean, when was the last time we had sex?
And don't be late for diner if you want some piece of cake. Cause you know, I'm that cool and sweet, I made you a cake. I'm such a good husband! God.

(SMS - 05:15 PM)
Like you will be the one to do that, haha.
Wait ... You said cake ? Ok, you will have all the milk you want. I won't be late, promise !

(SMS - 05:18 PM)
Wanna test me Miss Argent?
I knew you could be a great wife. Love ya, come home safely.

(SMS - 05:20 PM)
Don't push your luck, man. I'm gonna have some wrong ideas otherwise. Involving a knife and a lot of blood. Love ya too.

(SMS - 05:22 PM)
Like you could kill me. Who's gonna make you dinner? And good desert? Huh?

(SMS - 05:23 PM)
Oh by the way, you didn't answer that sex question. Just saying.

(SMS - 05:25 PM)
I could actually. But I'm letting you live because of the reason you said, so be careful. We'll never know when I'll change my mind.

(SMS - 05:27 PM)
And I won't.

(SMS - 05:30 PM)
Imagine, if you kill me and suddenly they stop making cupcakes and it disapear, and then your favorite restaurant close. What's gonna happen then, huh? No sweet husband at home for you. All alone... forever and ever.......

(SMS - 05:34 PM)
You never do, not a surprise.

(SMS - 05:31 PM)
It won't happen. Cupcakes can't stop existing, so everything's fone for me.

(SMS - 05:35 PM)
Well, I'm a woman of my word.

(SMS - 05:38 PM)
You're the worst! You want to kill me while I'm making you dinner. Your threats as no effect on me. Oh and since we're in the subject, I'm gonna be naked on a cake when you're gonna pass the door. If you want the cake, you're gonna have to pass through me! You're welcome in advance.

(SMS - 05:39 PM)
Well ... you can't change someone of my age.
Naked ? That's your threat ? It will be even easier to castrate you then.

(SMS - 05:41 PM)
Alright. I'll go see my family with the dinner and the cake, without you. That's my threat.

(SMS - 05:42 PM)
Take my cake away from me and I'll make your life a living hell.

(SMS - 05:43 PM)
My life is already a living hell. And it's not baked yet. You can't do it yourself. So you need me alive, Argent.

(SMS - 05:44 PM)
Oh, please ! This is nothing like hell, trust me.

(SMS - 05:46 PM)
Ok, at second thought, I'm letting you live a tad longer.

(SMS - 05:48 PM)
Have you ever lived with yourself? That's what I thought.

(SMS - 05:52 PM)
Trust me, you'll never kill me. You love me too much.

(SMS - 05:50 PM)
I'm sure I'll be just fine living with myself and myself only, thank you.

(SMS - 05:55 PM)
Sure about that ? Well, I sure love you when you're baking things, I have to admit.

(SMS - 05:53 PM)
I meant two of you, in the same house. That would be a disaster. You'll know what I mean by hell.

(SMS - 05:56 PM)
See? It's not that hard! I love you too.