(SMS - 09:34 PM)
Bored. Over bored. Please unbore me.

(SMS - 09:35 PM)
Watch the tv, do some gym, i don't know ... ?

(SMS - 09:38 PM)
I asked you to unbore me. Not the TV or the gym.

(SMS - 09:40 PM)
Well I am busy AND bored and I deal with it. You should do the same, maybe ?

(SMS - 09:40 PM)
It's freaking 9PM. Don't tell me you have work to do! Deal with it? Alright. Next time you come to my door asking for favors, I'm gonna say "Deal with it". Goodnight.

(SMS - 09:41 PM)
Some people like to work hard.

(SMS - 09:42 PM)
Ohh did I make you angry, love ?

(SMS - 09:44 PM)
You're not only hard at work, trust me.

(SMS - 09:46 PM)
Seriously? Love? Angry? I'm not angry, I'm frustrated, not the same thing, luv.

(SMS - 09:45 PM)
Haha, nice one. Someone surely wants to be funny.

(SMS - 09:46 PM)
Want me to come over to work on that ... frustration ?

(SMS - 09:48 PM)
I'm not being funny, you're hard at hearing too. Stop trying to be clever, it doesn't suit you.

(SMS - 09:50 PM)
Thought you were 'busy' if I recall your sayings. I can take care of myself by my own. Thank you.

(SMS - 09:52 PM)
Oh don't be so harsh, love, you'll hurt my feelings.

(SMS - 09:54 PM)
I can always make time for you, especially when you're not talking.

(SMS - 09:57 PM)
You have feelings? Do you even have a heart, darling? I am the clever one, don't try to be more clever than me, you'll fail miserably. And then I'll laugh my ass off. Luv.

(SMS - 10:00 PM)
I'm not talking, sweetheart, I'm writing.

(SMS - 09:59 PM)
Now I'm hurt. Sure I do have one, don't know where and in what shape but surely I do. But you I'm not so sure anymore, love.

(SMS - 10:03 PM)
I can hear your voice in my head, it's annoying.

(SMS - 10:04 PM)
Left side of your chest, actually. And if I don't have a heart, why does it race when we fuck? Don't try to be clever, again, luv.

(SMS - 10:06 PM)
How's that? I have an amazing voice! It's not like yours with your accent thing.

(SMS - 10:07 PM)
Are you coming for the sex or not? Not gonna wait on you forever.

(SMS - 10:06 PM)
I'm still not convinced about that, love. You seems pretty heartless when you're being so mean. Looks like I've upset someone.

(SMS - 10:08 PM)
Oh please, you love my accent.

(SMS - 10:12 PM)
You do not want to 'take charge of it by yourself' anymore ? What ... not the same, uh, love ?

(SMS - 10:13 PM)
It's no surprise, you're the best at making me upset, luv. And you're right, I do love your accent. It's.... pretty sexy.

(SMS - 10:17 PM)
Uggh. I have to admit... The sex with you is... amazing. Like, really amazing. Don't go all edgy with it though.

(SMS - 10:16 PM)
And I love it when you're upset, that's kind of sexy too, I have to say, love.

(SMS - 10:20 PM)
Oh please, when do I go all edgy over something ? Never. But thanks, you're not that bad yourself at it.

(SMS - 10:22 PM)
I can be there in fifteen if it's still ok.

(SMS - 10:23 PM)
You don't want to see me mad then. But I take the compliment, for once.

(SMS - 10:24 PM)
"Not that bad." Thanks! I'll remember to not bare my teeth next time.

(SMS - 10:27 PM)
You have ten minutes left to come by. My door is unlock.

(SMS - 10:25 PM)
You better take it, I don't make them often.

(SMS - 10:27 PM)
You know it's really not intimidating when you do it ? You'll look more like a cute little cat than a dangerous thing.

(SMS - 10:29 PM)
On my way !

(SMS - 10:34 PM)
So when you say the sex is great, it's not a compliment? I'm upset.

(SMS - 10:36 PM)
Wait... A cat? A cute LITTLE CAT? A fucking cat? Seriously! If that's so, don't bother coming. I'm too LAZY for anything right now.

(SMS - 10:37 PM)
I'm so pissed, I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm a lion, not a fucking cat.

(SMS - 10:35 PM)
No, I always think that.

(SMS - 10:38 PM)
Oh don't pout, you'll look like a cute little cat again.

(SMS - 10:39 PM)
Oh please, love, i've not did all the ride for nothing. You're a fierce cat ok ? With fangs and claws and everything ok ?

(SMS - 10:43 PM)
Ok, how can i be forgiven ?

(SMS - 10:37 PM)
With any girl or just with me? Not that I bother, I'm just awesome at sex.

(SMS - 10:44 PM)
Sorry I did not hear, I was too busy being a cute little cat.

(SMS - 10:50 PM)
I hate you. You're disgusting. The door is unlock.

(SMS - 10:40 PM)
I always think that with you.

(SMS - 10:48 PM)
Oh please, love, i'm sorry, ok ?

(SMS - 10:52 PM)
I hate you too. I'm coming in.

(SMS - 10:45 PM)
I have to say, of all the men I've had. You're the best. Don't get all excited here, though.

(SMS - 10:50 PM)
Would you like me to say you're a cute little dog, luv?

(SMS - 10:54 PM)
Did you really had and needed to tell me you were coming in? I kind of know that.

(SMS - 10:48 PM)
You worry about my ego, love ?

(SMS - 10:54 PM)
Dog are more dangerous than cat anyway, so why not ?

(SMS - 10:56 PM)
Though you'd like to know it's me and not some strangers trying to cambriolate your place. But next time, I won't bother to tell you.

(SMS - 10:49 PM)
Yes, I do. A lot.

(SMS - 10:55 PM)
Do you prefer mouse?

(SMS - 10:58 PM)
"Oh no! A stranger in my house! Help! Help!".... I am not a damselle in distress. Do I need to remind that to you a fifth time? No.
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(SMS - 2:22 AM)
Just woke up. Where the fuck are you?